I wanted to run to the top of the Empire State Building and make an announcement to all of them to let them know they are worth so much more than this (dating men they aren’t interested in). That they don’t need to wrangle some warm body to sit next to them just so they aren’t alone on holidays. That they should never let a magazine or dating site or matchmaker monster tell them they’re in a lower bracket of desirability because of their age or weight or face or sense of humor. – The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo, Amy Schumer

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